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Waterguard Sports & Pastimes

 
 

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        A Directory of Waterguard Sports & Social Clubs - with contact details - is available here.

 

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The Customs Float in Dover's 1965 Carnival

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those Taking Part - Include messers McNabb, Myland, Cake, Rowe, Pascoe, Mayers & Saunders.

   
             
       
 

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This indivdual bi-annuall award was competed for on a knock-out basis by correspondence or over-the-board play, as was suitable to the players.

 

 

 

This competition was an annual inter-port contest was played for the coveted Woodford Cup, also known as ‘Silver Rook’ trophy, which presented by Charles Woodford - Inspector General. The shape of the cup is of the chess piece - the castle or rook.

The trophy was competed for by teams of  four players drawn up as per rules (b) and (c) of the Customs Fund Inter-Port Cricket Trophy and each team elected a Captain through whom all disputes were settled or refered to the managing Committee for a decision.

 

 

             
 

   

The Gravesend Customs Cricket Club circa 1956

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Team :

    Bob Smith, Ron Baker, Bill Miller, Jim Duckworth, Dennis Hillier (Acting Hon Secretary), Reg Ellingham (Captain), Harry Woodruff (Vice Captain), Dick Johnson, Jack Brisley, Bert Blann & David Finden.

The Umpire :

    Henry Hall

   
             
       
 

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The Otto Mundy Trophy was awarded each year to the player with the best batting performance. Otto Mundy was a Commissioner of C&E appointed in 1935 and became the Deputy Chairman of HMC&E - 1942-1949.

 

The inscription reads:

 

The winners were:

 
       

HM Customs and Excise

Preventive Service Sports Club

Otto Mundy trophy

For the highest batting average

Presented by

Sir Otto Mundy K.B.E.C.B

1949

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    • 1949  -  J Duckworth
    • 1950  -  SH Foster
    • 1951  -  JS Reed
    • 1952  -  JS Reed
    • 1953  -  JN White
    • 1962  -  L Myers
    • 1963  -  J Duckworth
    • 1964  -  J Liddington
    • 1965  -  K Hencher
    • 1966  -  K Hencher
    • 1967  -  J Harris
    • 1968  -  J Howard
    • 1969  -  J Harris
    • 1970  -  J Douglas-Hamilton
 
 
 

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Gravesend & Tibury Waterguard Football Team - March 1965

   
         
   

   
         
   

The Team : Howard Rogers APO, Danny Daniels PO, Ray Stanford & Tommy McGhee APOs, Don Armstrong, Launch crew, Keith Warren, Mike Craske, David Baxter, Ken Swadling, Harry Turner & Stuart Richardson APOs, John Durkin, Launch crew & Noel Cuneen APO

   
         
       
 

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The Lupton Cup started life as an annual, inter-port football competition 'to perpetuate the esteem and affection felt by the Preventive Staff for Arthur S Lupton CBE', a senior civil servant in Customs and Excise. The trophy was competed for by the various Waterguard Divisions between 1937 and 1972 and presented to the winners by the Preventive Service Sports Club.

 

The Lupton Cup has its own page, which can be viewed by selecting the 'button' on the right. The page tells the story of the Cups post Waterguard 'life' as a general C&E trophy.

 

::: The Lupton Cup :::

 

The Lupton Cup Story - 1937-1972 by Vernon Hill and Brian Searle was published in 1972 as 'The commentary of thirty-four years of competitive Waterguard football, of the colleagues past and present who contested footballing supremacy, the men behind them, the fans who went for the ride and to savour Waterguard hospitality at its best and of the man who inspired the enterprise, Arthur Sinclair Lupton, CBE. The book is presented here for you to read as a PDF file.

 
 
 

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Jim McBeath - British Civil Service Golf Champion - 1970

In 1964 Jim, an APO at Aberdeen, reached the final of the Scottish Amateur Championship and was selected to play for Scotland in the International Series of matches.

In 1966, as PO at Heathrow, he won the British Civil Service Golf Championship at St. Andrews and he won again in 1970 at Moortown Golf Club Leeds.

During this time, Jim was elected Captain of the British Civil Service Golf team and was a Middlesex County player.

     

 
             

 

 

 

The rowing section held an annual competition for a Shield - the Rowing Competition Shield - with medals presented to the winner and runner-up.

In 2011, this shield was displayed on the wall of the kitchen at Gravesend Custom House. It is of wood with eight mini brass shields around a central brass inlay depicting a single sculler and the legends 'GravesendCustom House Sports Club' and 'Rowing Competition Shield'. The three upper mini brass shields are inscribed:

    'H C Palmer 1925' - (Horace Charles Palmer)

    'E W Thomas 1926' - (Ernest Walter Thomas)

    'F P Smith 1927' - (Foster Peat Smith)

 

 

             
 

   

First winners of the TUG-OF-WAR - CPO Challenge Cup - 1926

From left to right - (Back row) DJ Ferguson*, MJ Sullivan (trainer), J Merron & WH Johnson, (Middle row) DJ Brown*, RA Stocker*, CE Egan (President CPO Association) & RJ Steers*, and (Front row) DJ Dowden* & R Holderness* - *Team members

     

 
             

 

       

 

   
 

   

St. Margarets Morrismen - 1970

The St. Margarets Morrismen were a group of mainly Dover Waterguard staff who were originally formed as the idea of Alan Bostock PO who wanted to make an imaginative contribution by the Department towards the annual village carnival.

Originally intended as a 'one off', the idea took off and after the carnival the group continued to meet weekly in a back room at 'The White Cliffs' pub at St. Margarets, and joined other local groups at 'moots' at various venues in Kent. It was never taken too seriously. The dancers' dress included adapted uniform waistcoats with a  St. Margaret's Bay lighthouse motif sewn onto the area where a breast pocket would be, and much beer was consumed on these occasions!

Apart from Derek Aitcheson, Tim Longley, John Joyes & Cliff Davies in the photograph, other members included Mike Summers, Marty Stone, Tic Hamilton & Garry Bowers.

 

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During the 1960's, Waterguard staff at Heathrow Airport had a Traditional Jazz Band. Formed by Tom Wakeman PO, 'The Charlie Whisky Seven' - a name derived from the radio call signs used by the boarding staff whilst on the tarmac - played at various Waterguard social functions including trips on the River Thames. For a time they also had a 'semi-residency' at the airport's staff bar in the control tower building - shift work permitting.

The band's line-up changed over time as the musicians were posted in and out of Heathrow on transfer or promotion, and a few non-Customs musicians joined at various times. Some of the staff involved included Tom Wakeman - founder and first leader, Jim Gilliat - piano who took over when Tom left, Alan Woodhouse - trombone and washboard, Neil Benson, Dave Yewman and Alistair McLean - all on clarinet, Roger Spinks - banjo, Mike Wilson - at the drums, Chris Nichols and Alan McBride - both played trumpet, Bob Childs - bass and tuba, and Frank Barker - tuba.

The picture on the left was taken about 1970 and shows the band practicing at Dave Barkers house in Windsor and includes Tom Wakeman, Neil Benson on clarinet, Roger Spinks looking at the camera and the back of Bob Childs head!

     

 
             

 

 

 

          BLESS 'EM ALL! A Waterguard version sung to the original tune. A PDF of the words can be selected with the 'button' on the right.

     

     

     

     

          CLEMENTINE. A Waterguard version sung to the original tune. A PDF of the words can be selected with the 'button' on the right.

     

     

     

     

          THE APO's SONG. This was sung by 'partying' Rummage Crew APO's to the tune of 'My Favourite Things'.  A PDF of the words can be selected with the 'button' on the right.

     

     

     

     

          THE WATERGUARD ANTHEM. This was sung to the tune of 'There's a tavern in the town' by 'partying' Waterguard officers between the two World Wars of the 20th century. A PDF of the words can be selected with the 'button' on the right.

 

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          UP THE 'COMMON' MARKET. The Chorus was to be sung whilst waving dutiable goods and an anti-Market Petition! A PDF of the words can be selected with the 'button' on the right.

 

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            Menu Card for the 1950 Annual Dinner Dance organised by the Club can be seen by selecting the appropriate 'button' on the right.

 

            This thriving Club holds lunches twice a year at the Adelphi hotel, Liverpool.

            A copy of a speech given by Dave I'Anson at a Liverpool Waterguard Sports & Social Club lunch in April 2010 can be seen by selecting the appropriate 'button' on the right.

 

            Established in 1959, one of the oldest Sports & Social Clubs was the HM Customs & Excise Waterguard, Swansea & District Sports & Social Club. It was more social than sports club - local hostelries benefiting more than the purveyors of sporting equipment. In 1960 the Club membership was extended to non-Waterguard C&E colleagues and 'Waterguard' was dropped from the title. The Club enjoyed a very short but happy life of about six years.

            During the summer months the Club fielded a rather mediocre cricket team and throughout the rest of the year organised a series of dances at the Pier Hotel Mumbles. The highlight of the social calendar was an annual dinner dance at the Mackworth Hotel Swansea, and later at the Caswell Bay hotel.

            PDFs of a Membership Card and tickets for some of the Dinner Dances organised by the Club can be seen by selecting the appropriate 'button' on the right.

 

            Festivities Card for the 13 March 1950 re-union can be seen by selecting the appropriate 'button' on the right.

 

 

 

 
 

 

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This site was designed, and is maintained by Trevor Tomasin (ex APO - LAP) and dedicated to fond memories of my ' Waterguard' days.